Arrrgh, but that would mean Lorne Michaels really did conquer the world.

The Rock vs. Trump
Body-slamming vs. Body-shaming—which hurts more?

I weary of this game.

If it wasn't for Punch Drunk Love, the answer would totally be Adam Sandler.

Stallone wrote and starred in an Oscar-Winning Movie, so…

(gasp)

Seagal?

Well, we sort of already did: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Trump has a long-standing relationship this WWE, so I'm pretty sure this is all just kayfabe.

Some lucky people can go to bars and parties throughout their formidable years and never become alcoholics. Others drink and literally can't stop. My best friend and roommate from college managed to remain sober most of the time—at least, I think he did—but when he had one drink, he HAD to have another, and there…

Historically speaking, the weirdest thing about this is that the gift came from Farage. What's a Brit doing idolizing Napoleon, anyway?

You could argue that it was his fall, not his rise, that truly shaped the 19th century.

I approve of this. Look at what eventually happened to Napoleon.

It looks like S-Town's John Mclemore (RIP) was right about this whole thing.

Think that's bad? Watch the original The Italian Job. Benny Hill straight up assaults a heavyset woman on camera, and the whole thing is played for laughs…'cause he's Benny Hill and she's fat.

WIGGUM FOREVER
BARNEY NEVER

"It was a glorious time. The Internet trolls were all over the place. It was when I met the world. And it was when I first met Pepe."

"Hold the seat?" Are Presidents usually in danger of getting their chairs stolen?

Homer: "I want to set the record straight. I thought…the cop…was a prostitute."

You laugh, but some on the President's Twitter feed are clamoring for it.