"LOL keep trying rubes"

Boring? At the very least, this is fascinating as hell.

For god sakes, NtG, put some poetry into it! Rueful anecdotes, maybe a tortured metaphor or two. We're getting paid by the word, remember?

My mind is too blown to prove otherwise. :(

I didn't think Ivanka officially even had any official positions under Trump.

Well, I disagree with your second statement, but concur heartily with the first.

The Rosenbergs weren't executed for treason, because there technically wasn't a war going on at the time. But they were put to death for "conspiracy to commit espionage," which is essentially the same thing.

I know I've said this a lot over the last twelve months, but…

Haven't committed to this show yet (busy schedule), but I'm always struck how the clips I've seen posted to YouTube are alternately some of the funniest one-liners / most depressing epiphanies I've ever seen in TV animation.

Ohhhhhhhh Death
Whoaahhhhhhhh Death
Can you spare me over 'til another year?

Shabbos doesn't start until after sundown, you liar!

Where the Estate Royalties Are

I hear there's an ongoing lawsuit filed by the creators of Tag who feel the movie adaptation "doesn't adequately represent the lighthearted spirit of our beloved playground game."

It's a Franchise now! Tag Two: The Big Freeze (Tag)

"Hans…bubby….I'm your alt-right knight!"

No one. It turns out that the REAL hidden treasure was friendship all along.

Well, this is disappointing. When I saw the title, I though they were having a Very Special Episode where the GoT gang wins a free trip to Hawaii.

She's in on it.

I choose to believe that it is NOT a photograph, but instead a page of sheet music—possibly an uptempo waltz.

If she never died, she would now be 120 years old—an all time record for a plane crash victim.