I would make the argument that I, personally, am better than both of these albums. An unpopular opinion, perhaps, but I've never been one to avoid controversy.

Well, we gave her website a few more hits—not a bad thing.

You really shouldn't put full names out there on the Internet

They're also upside-down, like everything in Australia, so I can see how you'd get confused.

There was this brief period post-There's Something About Mary where people thought Cameron Diaz was the next Lucille Ball or something. I remember, she appeared on one of those specials they did on Bravo, "The 100 Funniest Movies of All Time" or something, and at point somebody asks her to define comedy. She giggles…

They're all within 5 years of each other in real life. Within 3, if you subtract Zoe.

ScarJo's character is an aspiring politician. I'm about 95% sure this will have something to do with a nefarious plot involving the stripper, because "I'm running for office" isn't something that usually comes up in movies like these.

Ilana: "This stripper was actually a professional assassin! It turns out HE was going to murder YOU!"
ScarJo: "Well that explains everything!" (Everyone laughs.)
Cop: "Um, you know you're still going to jail, right?"

Yes, and honestly that doesn't make it any less unfunny to me. I don't mind seeing fictional characters in horrible pain, but they have to deserve it somehow.

There was a fairly recent movie with Jesse Eisenberg and Aziz Ansari, 30 Minutes or Less, where a complete stranger in a bank is accidentally shot by the protagonist. We never meet this extra before he takes the bullet, and never find out anything about his fate afterwards. He's just in the wrong place the wrong time,…

That guy who was eating photos of Jason Segel and was getting sick from eating photos of Jason Segel eventually stopped eating photos of Jason Segel.

Obviously not.

As if a switch had been turned, as if an eye had been blinked, as if some phantom force in the universe had made a move eons beyond our comprehension, suddenly—there was no nitrogen! There was no shark, no cage, no movie called "47 Meters Down" to be watched!

Kids didn't get thrown parties in the 1920's—they were too busy hawking newspapers on the streetcorners and earning their daily nickel for a pickle.

That's not the point!

I went to a party a few weeks ago that changed my mind about parties, actually.

If you're going to make the type of animated cartoon like Cars, where a comic-relief sidekick basically dominates the entire movie, you really do need to hire the funniest, most talented comedian to do the voice. This works so well on Aladdin and Finding Nemo, because Robin Williams and Ellen Degeneres are not only…

I know I shouldn't be surprised, but Christ, waiting for a new Red Dead Redemption 2 trailer is like waiting for the Second Coming.

Luckily for them, the French undead ghouls of the catacombs were suffering from a touch of ennui.

I hate it when I get Fat Albert and Fatty Arbuckle mixed up.