I think people of all ethnicities get married in the summertime.

Oh no, responsibility for our actions. How unjust.

But I can eat as much salt as I care to, right? Like, directly from the shaker, as I am wont to do?

More soda than coffee, definitely. What's funny is that Diet Dr. Pepper, Diet Coke etc. were really the only sweets I was allowing myself on a regular basis. I AM trying to lose weight, so I would have fairly healthy meals and then wash them down with a soft drink. And I was naive enough to assume that I could…

So last week I thought I was dying.

"Well, black people, I think we've done all we can to improve this musical genre you call 'jazz.' Want it back now?"

I swear, every time I hear about this movie, I think it's going to be about the girl from that Blind Melon video.

The people who appear on these Bachelor shows…I swear there's something psychologically off about nearly all of them. They're not all necessarily rapists or sociopaths, but their egos and sense of entitlement and need for attention are way out of whack. The only ones who seem mentally well-balanced are the dim bulbs…

I dunno, man. Last night I tried watching this on YouTube and fell asleep; I remain very skeptical that it's worth trying to sit through.

Ok, duh, you're right. But The Public has programming throughout the year that isn't free at their Downtown location—I'm sure those productions will benefit.

I guarantee you that all this brouhaha has done nothing but increase ticket sales and garner sympathy from donors. New York City hates the President; Public Theatre is gonna be just fine.

There was a period a few years back when all these allegations came out, and it was right around the time Joan Rivers unexpectedly dropped dead and Robin Williams committed suicide.

I didn't use to consider the 00's to be a particularly debauched era, but now that I think of it—it was the heyday of Joe Francis and Maxim…

The thing about auditions—-they're uncomfortable and superficial even at the best of times. No matter who the people are or what the role is, it is absolutely up to the directors and producers to make the process as painless as possible. You're supposed to act like a professional in the room, but what that means…

Well Duncan assumes the part was literally "Girl in Bikini", when she actually was given a handful of lines. For all we know…

She specifically said she was told to remove the bikini with no previous warning.

You can argue the merit or decency of the argument, but I mean—he's just doing a job that SOMEONE had to do. Even monsters deserve the best defense they can manage.

The one thing you can say about Trump is that there are very few non-extreme opinions about him one way or the other.

Young ladies can't host an award show alone! Everyone knows that.

Ok, fair enough. Good talk.