And as always—LIFE has representation issues, but for some reason show biz often gets the most attention for it.

I don't know if the narrative of egalitarianism truly exists anywhere but in commercials.

"I also can't ignore the fact that there are many, many people who are likely just as talented who will never get the opportunities he has had, nor can his talent be separated from the fact that his family had the money and connections to make sure that talent was being recognized and trained from a very early age."

Ugh. Personally, I think it would be stupid to disqualify a performance due to a person's LACK of a disadvantaged background. Must we go through every award winner's biography to find the kind of hardship we can relate to? This is being judgmental in the extreme.

I'm can tell you that at the Broadway level, writers have a lot less to do with casting calls than you'd think they would. And in the case of La La Land, it wasn't even their movie.

Let me ask a preemptive question: how much fatter are you than when you were a child?

I don't think anyone on either side of the political spectrum can deny that for America, this is "a really dark fucking period," in the words of Dewey Cox.

Hmm, you seem to hate the well-educated. Is it because they make fun of your terrible spelling?

I would say Edgar Allan Poe's Law, but I'm pretty sure he LOVED Shakespeare.

Dressing up like a euphemism for a vagina? Immoral and immature.

LESS BILL SHAKESPEARE TRAGEDIES, MORE TIM ALLEN COMEDIES!

Considering the last few months, I'd say the majority of the country who opposed our President's election has been amazingly polite about it.

Sometimes.

I own a red tie.

No, they hate art because artists are rarely conservative. That part makes sense.

To be fair, it's not only Fox News—it made the local NBC newscast as well:

Louis CK "gets away" with stuff because he's a superior comic. In truth, there are no subjects that can't be mined for humor—you just need to know what you're doing when you approach these topics. Delivery and context are everything.

Is there a Manny Calavera cameo?

I see a little plastic figure of a shoe.
Scaramouche! Scaramouche! Will you land on Marvin Gardens?

"You hate him just because he's black!"