If there's a rustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now
It's just a Spicer for the news team
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The appropriate term being "camps."
Gesundheit!
If AV Club was around in 1974, I'd hope they cover this sort of thing…
Which one are you talking about?
Dude, she's 14.
Zodiac Motherfucker used to be the expert on these things, but he doesn't show up here anymore. :(
People—living, actual people—really aren't supposed to have catchphrases.
Never mind, we'll try being someone like youuuuuu….
We want nothing, but to pass for someone like youuuuuu…
Not .gifable, sorry!
"(Gouverneur) Morris died on November 6, 1816 after causing himself internal injuries and an infection while using a piece of whalebone as a catheter to attempt clearing a blockage in his urinary tract."—Wikipedia
Yeah, but…well, it's the quality of the care, right?
I spent about two months in Denmark for work this year, and the first time I set foot in a large supermarket, there was something unusual about the employees that I couldn't put my finger on for the longest time. And then one day, it hit me—they weren't miserable. They didn't look exhausted, like they had just come…
"I tried to go for a walk with my nephew into the woods and every time he tried to take a step, he fell down. We tried everything but he just didn't know how to do it."
I was still in college, and watching these shows definitely had an effect on my expectations for dating life. For awhile there, I didn't realize you could just go to one location, just talk and drink (without any pointless activities), and not feel pressured into taking off any articles of clothing in public.
Scandal! Outrage! 'Twas but one glimpse of the infamous harlot Carmencita provoked me to harrumph so zestily, my monocle slipped from its perch a-top my nose and clattered to the ground, where it was swiftly consumed by a passing Billy's Goat!
There's this weird assumption that Ivanka is the one even partisans should tolerate, because she's young and presentable and blonde, and well, you need to say you like ONE person in the White House, right? Be fair.
We all want to be decent people, but in this political climate it seems more difficult than ever.
Can we all agree that, as elitist as it seems, what this REALLY indicates is a deep yawning pit of insecurity within the artists who dream this shit up?