Too political. Whatever happened to the separation of CHVRCH and STVTE?

True. The Marx Brothers never had to learn any life lessons. One movie ends with all four of them marrying Thelma Todd, then literally dog-piling her after the preacher pronounces them "Men and Wife." And that was 85 years ago!

"Just wait until next weekend when all the kinks are worked out!"

Note: this man is 55 years old.

"Oy, what a meshugenah misunderstanding!"

It's mind-boggling to me that people now think of Tiny Tim's "Tiptoe Through The Tulips" as a Horror Movie song.

Man, he really does have a Peter Sellers-like aversion to being himself, doesn't he?

The oral history says their first choice for the role was Alec Baldwin. Which would have been extremely interesting, since Baldwin's another actor with an infuriating personality (but a much better track record than Allen.)

Is this the one who always "faints dead away" at the end? And if not, why not?

Tim Allen is a person I've never had much use for, either when he's doing his "he-man in a PC world" shtick on TV, or mugging his face off in terrible family-friendly movies. 90% of his output is perfectly unwatchable to me, and now that he's basically outed himself as a Trump supporter (or at least someone who thinks…

Not apocalyptic enough.

Cue up The Doors.

I knew this Troy Duffy guy had a bad reputation in Hollywood, but I didn't realize how bad it was until I looked at his IMDb page.

I had an advance look at the script.

We ain't found shit!

Nirvana…Home Alone…random public crucifixions…

I know THAT! They're two entirely different characters.

Oceaniac
Pathetic
Passengers

Never gonna sink it / Never gonna sink it
Neeever gonna sink it / Never gonna sink it
Neeever gonna sink it / Never gonna sink it
Never gonna sink it—

"One, two
Icebergs off of starboard
That's what I said now
Icebergs, ripping our hull open
Just go and sink now"