So noted.

Not the first reality show contestant to kill someone, but possibly the first "star" to do so.

I am not scared of/attracted to the Taco Bell chihuahua. Not much, anyway.

Paranoid Anthropod

"What is 'this fresh hell we're living in?'"

But now that you have your advanced degree, I assume you're extremely rich and successful with a highly stable job and vibrant social life?

Ten years, and he never got around to writing the bridge?

Abraham Lincoln, 1861: "Be they Republicans, Democrats, Northerners, Southerners, my friends, or my enemies; this government shall be a Team of Rivals, and so may we govern a divided Republic."

Wearable music technology? Wait, so, out of all of the movies to predict the future, the only one that got it right was The Apple?

A bad campaigner? Absolutely.
A bad campaign? Probably.
A bad president? Not necessarily.
A worse president than what we have now? NO CHANCE IN HELL

I think we can all agree that spiders with big teeth are INCREDIBLY scary.

"Good news, citizens! That's not a evil terrorist roaming through your neighborhood—he's just a 6-foot-tall toddler who found his daddy's machine gun and wants to have fun with his new 'boom boom!'

….this makes them LESS scary to you?

Another type of plot point rendered completely unusable by the Internet. Nowadays, you can't have a character make a claim that could be easily debunked by the Wikipedia app. The movie would be over in like two minutes.

No, you see, they took out the crosswords and comics BECAUSE of the space needed to cover your rampage. You've got the timeline all wrong, you maniac!

Who's gonna watch? She's too conservative for liberals, but since she's on Trump's enemies list, the Fox Faithful aren't going to follow her to a new network.

Eh, his heart wasn't in it anymore—the columns were far shorter and less in-depth than they used to be. And also…

I enjoyed watching JFK throughout most of my college years, to the point where I finally bought the DVD and listened to the commentary track. Bad move. Doing so made me lose most of my respect for Oliver Stone—and ultimately for the real-life Jim Garrison, after doing just a bit of independent research. In short,…

Of course we could have elected the smarter candidate, but then the stupider voters would be here complaining, furrowing their brows in a vain attempt to understand the situation.

Daddy would you like some sausage
Daddy would you like some sausage
Daddy would you like some BLOOD sausage