Hmm, maybe letting the rich white guys at the top of the corporate ladder get away with anything they want was a BAD idea.

Male or female, no one should ever be put in a position where they have to choose between allowing their body to be touched and disrespecting a co-worker—or worse, an employer. If you like hugs (and I LOVE hugs) save it for outside of the workplace.

Look, they just liked throwing people into bogs. There was no Internet back then. What's the mystery about it?

On an objective level, it's pretty hard to find fault with this.

The Hamburglar's Tale

"He was wounded while serving in a deeply unpopular war, and then had the gall to come back home and criticize that same war! What an asshole."

HA! It's like he gets a day-changing epiphany in the middle of saying his own damn name!

Jamie Kennedy for me, although his heyday (such as it is) has clearly passed. Hollywood decided he was too obnoxious to be an actor and too unfunny to be a comedian, but he keeps getting tapped for hosting gigs here and there—I guess "TV Personality" is the best way to describe him nowadays, even though it doesn't…

You could make the argument that not being on a list like this is the judgement that Morgan deserves. He decided long ago that if he was incapable of being one of the Best People on TV, he'd be one of the Worst. Problem is he's not even that good at it. Hannity picks fights with Reverend Al, and Maher mixes it up…

Jinx!

What, did everyone decide that the obvious choice—Piers Morgan—was just "too easy?"

"Starting?"

Just like "sarcastic" is used by clueless people on dating apps to mean "I have a vague understanding of how humor works."

I don't understand the mindset. He was elected by a minority of Americans, and yet everything he's done over the last 100 days has been pitched directly, solely to his shrinking base. So his approval ratings are in the toilet, and now he's invited a couple of C-list conservative celebs to come and gloat in front of a…

More like memoranda from my time in grad school, college, and (shudder) high school.

Yeah, but if he doesn't do that, there's no movie.

Bet you anything that game belongs to one of the guys on the force. I'm not a small-town cop, and I don't know any small-town cops, but I wouldn't be surprised if they LOVE playing GTA V when they're not on duty.

Yeah, but on a 360?

Listen, If I wanted to stroll through a Museum of Failure, I could just pull up my home computer's hard drive and open up the folder labeled "Old Files."

I know, I know, y'all are about to tell me that The Birdcage is regressive and misguided and terrible and I don't care. I'll still watch it at every opportunity.