Yeah, well…here in the USA, we have totally fun, awesome things on our money too!

Stopping the DENTAL PLAN loop is a bootable offense!

But it's still a slightly unfair advantage over any opponents, who may also be educated with clearly thought-out philosophies but aren't famous. I'm quite serious when I say that we're going to see more and more celebs and quasi-celebs in our government very soon.

In the future, all political scandals will be explained away as kayfabe.

Sure, we complained when AV Club started getting "too political" post-2016 election. But little did we know that in 10 years, every single government employee would be a reality TV star, a professional wrestler, or a clown-themed horrorcore rapper.

What?

No, my young scholar. It makes you a man after my own heart!

Haven't gotten around to seeing it yet, but want to. (No spoilers!)

I have a theory: the number 772,691 is a hoax. Between 772,690 and 772,692, there's nothing but an empty void.

On this, the first Passover of the Trump administration, I wanted to say that I hope Jewish conservatives have their eyes and ears open these days.

FAKE NEWS
FAKE STORIES
FAKE AWARDS
FAKE REPORTERS
FAKE SPOKESPERSON EILEEN MURPHY

Perhaps unrelated—those round airline ice cubes with the holes in the middle drive me NUTS.

Speaking of which, has anyone been to the Hall of Presidents since Trump got elected? Can't wait to see how plump and squishy and family-friendly that robot is gonna be.

There was a lot of sex involved, but it was invariably hetero.

Ah, memories. You know what I used to watch on a computer in my dorm room?*

Thank goodness. It had been far too long since there was a comic posted here featuring people with TVs for heads.

Look, the guy's own teenaged daughter says he choked his ex-wife and dragged her down the stairs by her neck. This stuff all went on the record two years ago; the very fact that the network was willing to stand by him until now—and that he's still been allowed to pass judgement on other people's moral behavior (such…

Although its got good company in that regard.

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True enough in a literal sense. But the way the melody lines lifts when you come to the part about artillery…