That moment when you realize it's in our National Goddamn Anthem…

Have some goddamn respect for the traditional Irish Catholic family!

Fun fact: this song is playing in the background of white people's lives 70% of the time.

10 years from now, kids will be going "You mean, you grew up in a world where every other movie WASN'T about alien robot cars beating the shit out of each other? Gosh, what was that like?"

It's either mentioned in his profile or he provided a link to it once. I refuse to go back and look.

Oh good, Buzz. That gave me the excuse I needed to finally block you.

Sure! And while we're back in the business of "regime change," let's invade Iraq again, since it worked out so well the first time.

Anyone starting to get the feeling that this President and his administration are just a wee bit insecure?

Shia, Shia, Shia…

Hell, even Billy West (original Stimpy) refused to have anything to do with it—he said (not unjustifiably) that it would damage his career.

Just in case you need another reason to despise online conservative forums, a lot of them to this day will use "Trayvon" or "Trayvons" as a shorthand for black criminals.

This exact same plot has been tried half a dozen times, and always with a cast of aging male actors. Why don't they try it with a cast of delightful older WOMEN, for a change? Yes, gender equality is good, blah blah blah, but moreover, it'd be a new variation on an old idea. When's the last time you saw a bunch of…

Don't talk crazy. I've never even been to Polonia!

Surprising—and a little sad—how practically no one connected to BWP ever went on to be involved with another successful movie ever again.

Out of the three, he's the most conventionally photogenic?

Oh suuuuure, we're all in favor of progressive female empowerment under THIS article.

Yeah, I feel very strongly that "laugh and point at the nutters" shouldn't become a habit at the AV Club.

HEY AV CLUB: After the blogger you linked to posted below, I clicked on her Disqus account just to check out the level of crazy we're dealing with here. I was ready for a laugh. Instead, I come away more than a little disturbed, both by her writings and the fact that you're giving her any attention at all.

I'm kinda wine-tipsy right now, but if I didn't know better, I'd say this article doesn't make a whole lotta sense.

Clowns?