Scab clowns? Ewwwwwwww

I might have asked this before, but—do clowns have to wear the classic makeup to be considered official clowns?

Trump? Stiff, unnatural, and overdressed? Surely you exaggerate.

Did you ever think maybe they just wanted to hear you do it? For comedic and/or kinky reasons?

Nah. It'll be renamed the Hannity-Trump Goodthink GovernNews Network any day now.

Well, there's always the message boards at IMDb. Those will ALWAYS be with us!

Touche.

Bill, your own kids claim they saw you drag their mother down the stairs by her neck. Something tells me this latest round of "allegations" wouldn't phase them.

Why are you wearing that stupid Roger Rabbit suit?

Only one of the coolest places to work in the entire universe!

And still no way to browse their library in its entirety.

Yes, you should never ever EVER settle with five different women to the tune of $13 million when you're as pure and innocent as a newborn babe.

It's very simple. He loves being on TV, and he knows exactly what to say to get people watching, or at least talking about it. In fact, he will subtly shift his on-air views to get behind public opinion—he's done that several times on issues like the Iraq War and gay marriage.

I'll give him a break because film advertising is basically unavoidable these days, even if it's not for the target audience. Between TV, print ads, and the Internet, there's no way they're not going to see something featuring a Scary Goddamn Clown.

It's amazing how non-creepy clowns are without the hideous makeup. Just wear a funny hat, stick a fuzzy red ball on your nose and be done with it.

But to be fair, we Americans definitely deserve this sort of thing.

I guess it really is true that brand new writers or directors always want the darkest, edgiest ending possible.

I can't think of who this con would be working out for.

I guarantee you more people care about this guy's flag than do about your impressively terrible podcast.

Like Trump himself has ever avoided those…