**Too Far Siren goes off**

The one gift all horrible people have is to goad their enemies into behaving exactly like themselves.

Your first sentence makes me all the more determined to have Trump out of the White House before the next time our country experiences a genuine emergency.

Bush was only briefly this unpopular, and was never this polarizing. Because of his affable manner and relative resemblance to an actual human being, I feel like most people fell into the "somewhat like" or "somewhat dislike" categories for the majority of W's presidency.

The First Lady graciously indicated her support of her husband's initiative from her regular position in the White House: a safe 230 miles away.

Honestly, yes. I wasn't scared until then. Like many people, I regarded him as a gibbering buffoon who would destroy the Republican party. I completely misjudged his nomination as the total failure of the GOP establishment to please their Angry White Male base. And I was prepared to laugh it up all the way to…

It blew over infuriatingly quickly, but that whole bullshit over Judge Gonzalo Curiel's heritage should have automatically disqualified Trump from the Presidency.

My judgement is falling on the "creepy" side of the cute/creepy meter, but it could have been a whole lot worse.

I figured out a while back that the British "Right—!" is pretty much the same as the American "Okay—!

Carl Showalter, Steve Buscemi's character in the original Fargo.

Hypothesis: only one genuinely funny movie has ever been made about babies, and that's Raising Arizona, and that's only because the Coen Bros had no scruples about dropping infants into situations involving kidnapping, armed robbery, and attempted murder.

WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP SAYING "BABY" SO MUCH

Hey, voiceover gigs are some of the most stress-free, lucrative, and dignity-preserving jobs a professional actor can take.

Always wanted to see that movie, even though (or maybe because) the trailer made it look pretty bad.

Groundhog Day mayor.

I don't know about that, but I have noticed that there are maybe twenty famous male character actors for every famous female character actor.

So what I just learned is that there must not be room for more than one portly mustachioed Midwestern old fart in Hollywood. Because they all seem to be played by this same actor in every single movie.

Man, I wish I could live in an 12-year-old's idea of single adulthood for awhile. It seems unbelievably easy.

"Nothing to be done."
"I'm beginning to come round to that opinion."
"Let's leave."
"We can't."
"Why not?"
"We're…Waiting for Greedot."
(Curtain)

So…Eddie Murphy reprises his role, but Martin Lawrence gets replaced by a space octopus?