And they're up against their scariest opponent yet: the dark forces of Cheap Nostalgia!

That is so NOT what I was saying.

Why the Moynihan hate? IMO, the guy has been an underrated presence on the show for years. Plus, he's 40—probably a good time to leave.

Did I Instagram thaaaaat?

Hooray! The Gay will Play in Malay!

Oh cool, there are variants of this joke for other faiths. The punchline for the Jewish version, which I always assumed was the original, is slightly different .

My theory is she never actually changed her position. Most likely she never really understood it to begin with.

I mean…what IS this world we're living in now?

Nah, we sure don't need the government to provide us with free educational programming on the TV. Whatever kids don't learn in school, they can look up on the Internet, right?

The Bible is always right because the Bible says that the Bible is always right.

Look, I didn't know you were one yourself, but let's face it, the stereotype is true:

Dogs can't look up "Can dogs look up?" on Snopes.com!

Man, Tim Robinson looks very different now than he did during his brief stint on SNL.

Once the ice caps melt, Risk 2050 will feature some much-needed new bonus territory south of Argentina!

Kids will love being a T-Rex during that 25-minute period that a child actually enjoys playing Monopoly!

What's weird about the entertainment industry is that once someone takes the slightest step backwards in stature, people just assume they're broke and living in a dumpster. I call it the "Justin Guarini Efffect" after the guy who was briefly famous for losing American Idol's First Season to Kelly Clarkson. No idea…

On one hand, she's such a layered, chameleon-like performer that it's difficult to imagine what a starring vehicle for Kate McKinnon would look like.

This level of presidential disrespect will reduce our nation to rubble-rubble!

How was it? I'm genuinely amazed how thoroughly this would-be blockbuster (and Klinton) disappeared from pop culture memory.

According to IMDb, the producers of Lone Ranger wanted to catch lightning in a bottle the same way Superman did when it cast Christopher Reeve.