Obviously its emulationstation they’re running. Probably just a Pi3 using retropie.

This always comes to mind in those occasions:

They’re extremely butt hurt and a lifetime of getting participation awards has not prepared them to take a loss with class. Instead, they wail and gnash their teeth like it’s the end of the world while also thinking that Hilary was a decent person. Trump won, but we would have lost either way! Hilary just played…

Clearly.

I took it seriously.

It’s an unedited copy of the closed captioning. We’ll get a cleaned up version, I’m sure, but in the meantime, these aren’t Deadspin’s errors. They’re the closed captioner’s errors. I mean, except for the parts that aren’t sentences and/or don’t make sense, that’s all Donald.

I’ve been playing the PC version on max settings since it came out and I haven’t really had that many issues. A bear flew upwards through the ceiling of a cave once, but hey, one less bear to deal with.