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I want to be snarky because I’ve peed in the woods many times, hell I got my period on a camping trip where the only facilities available was a hole in the ground, but I imagine that to an actual prince, a woman who just pees in the woods like it’s no big deal and only brings a backpack to a camping trip is a whole

Yeahhhhh, there are days he comes home absolutely destroyed. Pre-COVID, there was one day a week my child went home after school with the cousins, so after work, I went to my brother’s house for the pickup. I would get there first, and on traumatic days, he would come home and hug the kids with tears in his eyes. And

When my brother was in law school, he said that this show and Lambchop’s Playalong were the highlight of his day, because they came on during the break in his classes, so I’m imagining it went something like Torts, Contracts, (bike home) muhfucking Wishbone & Lambchop, Civil Procedure, then legal research/writing all

We’ll likely never know, but my assumption was that if he’s this abusive in public he’s almost certainly abusive at home. Possibly she’s taking this opportunity while he’s in custody to start proceedings while he’s unable to physically retaliate.

Apparently, Harry hates the term “Megxit” because it implies Meghan was the one who wanted to leave the U.K., though it is a convenient pun. Perhaps “Susxit”

Word of advice for that person: the sensation of resenting other people for judging you is sublimating your discomfort with your own actions into the imagined sins of other people. It’s your conscience, trying to swim to the surface of your tide of bullshit.

The only place I actually like to shop (generally, pre-pandemic) is the grocery store. And that’s specifically because I like to pick out produce And perishables myself. I live by myself, so it’s important to me that I, for example, buy a loaf of bread that’s going to last more than a couple of days. And if the

He’s a mental giant, that one.

Warren was a “snake” because Warren is a Democrat. We can try to over think it and put it off on other things, but the appeal Sanders has with so many Sanders supporters is the illusion of revolution. It’s an adolescent fascination with the concept of rebellion that says nothing worth winning comes on the other side

Jezebel/Splinter’s wholesale post-hoc embrace of Warren now that she’s out of the race/Bernie’s way is very Jezebel/Splinter.

I’m into anything that brings Piers Morgan’s head closer to exploding.

Hot Take: Weddings are growing because as women gain power and money many choose to unapologetically do girly ass stuff with that money like wear awesome dresses and have a great party.

I have been wondering about this ever since their announcement. I was like “won’t they have to completely rebrand?”...big oof, as my teenager would say.

THANK YOU.

IDK I thought the “sweeping reform candidate with ACTUAL FUCKING STEP-BY-STEP PLANS” was a pretty great niche but what do I know

“You did something about a complex, huge problem, but it didn’t fix the entire problem, so the thing you did is WORSE than doing nothing at all!!!”

Bernie fanned the flames by calling her a liar. I’m not surprised she refused to shake his hand. He basically attacked her integrity on live television.

Have to say that my first reaction is “Oh crap. This is just going to hand us Biden as a candidate.” Which I don’t want, partly because I perceive Biden as serving my interests least. If, after all, your entire campaign pitch is “let’s return to the normal Obama years!”, I am forced to remember that the “normal” Obama