I miss Kelly. Her take would have been so good.

Andrew is cuter, with a more amiable looking face, but Ben is prettier, and has more of that noble pretty-boy Disney prince thing going on.

Boy, I can’t wait until 2024 when I’m forced to choose between a president that doesn’t give a shit about anybody under age 60, or a president that doesn’t give a shit about anybody under age 60 AND wants to turn the country into a theo-fascist state. Hard choices!

I think there’s a pretty clear difference between “AOC spends too much money on clothes, typical broad.” and “Why did Sinema show up for this vote dressed as Flavor Flav?”

Either you get it or you don’t. Unfortunately, I love men with mediocre tattoos and would climb him like a tree. 

She’s absolutely irredeemable, but I will give her some points for the literary flourish in describing Kushner as “Rasputin in a slim-fitting suit.” I audibly guffawed when I read that.

She probably doesn’t know what any of those words mean, but she’s going to be getting so much money in child support from Elon that she doesn’t have to.

Her statutory rape allegations are hardly new. Didn't she write "Hands clean" in the 00s about her relationship with an older man in a position of power over her? It's very clear in the lyrics. 

That’s and he looks like he's dressed for a long winter in DeSmet, South Dakota instead of Atlanta in July.

Unfortunately, this type of comment is a perfect example of the backhanded compliments she is regularly thrown. I’m sure you didn’t mean to be snarky, but it does minimize her talents as an actor.

LOL come on, if theres any band helped influence the pop-punk sound.... it was The Descendents

Punk has a zillion subgenres dude. It’s 2021, we don’t need to do the punk vs not punk pissing contest. To act like Blink or Good Charlotte are mainstream pop is a leap.

My mother would like you guys to know that Chrises Isaak and Meloni are BOTH in their sixties and looking like a fucking snack. They are on her “JFK Jr. Memorial white man mt rushmore” along with Jake Gyllenhaal and one but not the other Property Brother

There’s a lack of scientific evidence because science has never bothered to look into the matter before. There’s no evidence either way. Be wary of wellness culture and the consumerism involved, but don’t dismiss women’s claims that hormonal birth control wasn’t great for their mental health just because no one’s yet…

Surprised you didn’t put the puns in the title.

[Harrison Ford and Phoebe Waller-Bridge are bound by ropes as the death cult surrounds them. The head priest of the cult emerges from a cave in a long ornate gown.]

Years ago on Letterman he had a woman on who had been jogging on a trail in Yellowstone and had startled a young adult bear as he came out of the woods. She escaped harm by grabbing her water bottle with the squirt cap top and spraying water into his face. He turned and ran. I can’t remember if he tried to bite her…

“Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes?”

That whole bit about the neighbor packing up their hangar to move to Sedona because he can’t take seeing homeless people is like a straight up Christopher Guest character played by either Parker Posey or Catherine O’Hara or even Jennifer Coolidge.

She has ridden the trans train as far as it will take her, alienated most of that community and has nothing left but desperate grabs for any thing that will keep her in the public eye. People like this should stay home and read a fucking book.