imposterandy1
Andy King
imposterandy1

It used to be that NASCAR rewarded consistency. That all changed when Kenseth won the title without winning a single race. People such as yourselves (not an insult, it’s a good question) said “How can he be the champion when he never won?”

insider opinion it was. now onto my insider info that i have

The bottom line is that your brain can only do 1 task at a time. It is either drive, or talk. Our brain can not effectively do both things.

If you think a minor traffic infraction remotely justifies attempted murder: Fuck You.

Usually when I don't pull out in time, it has a pretty major effect on my finishing position too.

shift up, shift up, shift down shift down, left blinker, right blinker, left blinker, right blinker, gas, brake

Might not even have to be a button.

The want is so strong.

Donutgate 2015 — Never forget

The lie in that title was worse than Dieselgate.

First thought: “Donuts in a FWD Fusion? I gotta see this.”

Shift Up > Shift Up > Shift Down > Shift Down > Steer Left > Steer Right > Steer Left > Steer Right > Brake > Accelerate > Start Engine

water is wet

If enough of us like this comment, it comes true. It comes true, people.

I think someone should call up their hillbilly buddies to sort this out if Police can’t do anything.

They had to divert the trucks and got center lines painted on the roads, eventually.

A tragedy is a frozen shit drops froma passing airplane and hits you smack in the head after you exit the doctor’s office with a clean bill of health after you just won the big lottery jackpot.
Standing like a retard on the edge of a narrow street where high speed machines (with an even higher risk of crashing as

Thank god they took the necessary precautions, roll cage -check, 6 point harness - check, nomex suit - check, helmet - check. Now in the event we go careening off the road at 100mph we might have a fighting chance of survival.

He already has this year.