I think seven paragraphs is worth at least a nickel. 

It’s pretty damn good! This band is going places. 

Perhaps not a popular take on this site but why on earth would someone who has filmed themselves fucking and put it out there in the universe run for competitive office?

Several years ago, I called out a DC political reporter for being creepy to me. I posted that information in an article by a male Jezebel contributor because he mentioned that reporter. The Jez writer dude asked me for more information, I gave it in the comments, and then I was permanently banned.

I have the solution, the one person who BEST represents what the GOP truly stands for- George Santos for Speaker!

I didn’t know they captured the samples in a pickle jar

How are we counting the original Ghostbusters in this?

His face at that moment:

I’m a scientist, so I have some experience in doing things that are hard. Tackling hard problems is how we make progress.

“Fortune favors the brave. Allow AI to scan your image.” -Fake AI Matt Damon

In a rare moment of republican self-awareness, Keri realized she wasn’t going to be Trump’s running mate.

wow much to think about thanks tipper gore

If she wins, the kids may NEVER learn to be anti-Semites.

woketard? What are you, Roger Stone eight years ago? How can you even type that nonsense without shuddering and vomiting in your mouth. It looks so stupid on the screen. It sounds grating. I love that you think it’s clever, it’s almost adorable if you weren’t such a terrible person.

The deleted scenes from Muppet Christmas Carol were wild

Considering the lighting is not doing him any favors and most people who were born 90 years ago are actual corpses, I’d say he looks okay.

“Dress code is one of society’s standards that set etiquette and respect for our institutions. Stop lowering the bar!”

I honestly used to like Russell. I found him to have a quick wit.

It’s not like dating an Eisenhower Republican, with whom you can have a spirited debate about the private sector, or the state government, building a dam.

While there are certainly 5th graders who wouldn’t be able to take this assignment all that seriously, I don’t see it as harmful or otherwise inappropriate for that age group.