This poor child.

It was a really good slap. 

Fantastic Bob Loblaw reference!

First, did Stanford ever ask what this football player was doing in public? Why wasn’t he home studying or in class? If he’d been where he was supposed to be, instead of out with his friends, he wouldn’t have gotten coffee spilled on him. Assaults never happen at home or in class, and he should have known that.

Nah, that doesn’t sound right. Maybe 10 year anniversary. Someone check the math on that.

Continuing the proud tradition of anyone with “truth” in their username posting shithead nonsense, I see.

Yeah, Candace! Don't back down! If tolerant people aren't tolerant of my intolerance, well, they're not really tolerant, are they? Yeah! I am very intelligent! 

I’m so done with the mental gymnastics conservative Christians go through to feel victimized. “I’m shocked and saddened that my intent to paint gay people as an unwanted other with no place in polite society is being accurately understood by the people I’ve marginalized!”

Your really territorial!

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VolunteerChristianProofreader here:

“A conversation that I don’t think I’d want to have in this venue” is also an awareness that the person on the phone is looking for “Seinfeld blasts back at Chappelle” clickbait headline and he’s politely opting out of that.

His response was perfectly reasonable? It’s basically: why are you looking to Jerry Seinfeld to solve this? Comes off to me as self-awareness that this really isn’t his lane, and it isn’t. He has no deep thoughts on this, and realizes it.

The title says “America’s Most Hated Candy,” but the article does not mention candy corn even once.

Why do people hate the king? He’s not the one killing people, the executioner is!!

*Citizens United intensifies*

Hmm, I wonder how the government is convinced to set the tax rates and rules.

I don’t know if firing Louis DeJoy would fix this, but it’s worth a shot