Look, Burger King. Every time you bring back an old menu item and it’s not the Angry Whopper, you’re making the wrong decision.

Depp is actually short for Deppodil.

WHAT!?! Man, I played Kingdom of Loathing before there was even a Naughty Sorceress fight. Still have a character who knows how to make snow cones, even if I go years at a time without logging in. Me and Asymmetric? We go way back. Loved West of Loathing, played through multiple times, did one more playthrough after…

“these statements either were not made by Anthony, were not about abortion, or had been taken out of context.”

No kidding. After interest, Gomez owes her 1.37 kidneys.

Jesus Christ, “You’ve been _________ wrong” is such a lazy headline.

Even more than that, I’m hoping that it’s literally true, that her wielding her sexual power in the movie involves actual pickle relish.

God of War is just one of those series I haven’t been able to follow for a very long time because I’ve only purchased two consoles in the past three generations: the Xbox 360 and the Switch. A friend insisted that I borrow the second one because it was amazing, and it did a fair job of roughly feeling like the first,…

The Game Boy Batman, also developed by Sunsoft around the license for the 1989 movie, was a great early Batman game. It’s a completely separate game, not nearly as difficult to master as the NES one with its weirdly nuanced jumps, but the soundtrack is also full of golden-era Sunsoft bangers.

McDonald’s should just take this to its natural conclusion and partner with Bored Ape Yacht Club for their next adult Happy Meal.

Most of my gaming over the past week has been going through NG+ in Tales of Symphonia to unlock more and more broken upgrades to make the subsequent playthrough an even more stupidly easy affair. At this point I’m steamrolling the game with 10x EXP and am ready to mow down all of the superbosses without really having…

Please, please tell me Jack Nicklaus isn’t gross, too. I’d be out of Jacks!

Yeah, it was jarring the first time the game introduced a whole new set of mechanics, until a little bit of experimenting allowed me to just slot the new features into part of the loop for growing in power and opening up the next world aspect.

But monkey brains, though popular in Cantonese cuisine, are not often to be found in Washington, D.C.

I’m just getting back to work after a week and a half of COVID isolation, and I’m not sure now whether I spent more time playing a combination of Orb of Creation and Tales of Symphonia, or more time sleeping.

Yes, but it used to be a more thriving community of sad, sad nerds, with more people not giving a shit and just brain-dumping the progress they’d made over the past week, where they made it up to, and what they were going to work on next. And then other sad, sad nerds would pop into the comments and say, “Ooooh, yes,…

This is just the razor blades in the candy apples and the “look for holes in the wrappers in case someone injected heroin into your kid’s Krackle for some reason” thing all over again. Is there a single documented case of anything worse than pennies or toothbrushes being handed out on Halloween?

Jesus Christ, these are ugly enough to be a new NFT trend.

It’s Ghee-licious™!

I have enough rougelites at this point that I don’t feel like I need to grab more games that apply the formula to new mechanics. I’ve got Necrodancer for rhythm games, Dicey Dungeons for turn-based battles, and Death Road for beat-em-up survival, with Hades and a gifted copy of FTL waiting in the wings. Aside from…