Personally, I prefer my CIA Total Landscaping windbreaker.

I love me some Bruce Campbell in general and Evil Dead specifically, but this is a game formula I can only enjoy watching, not playing. Sounds interesting to watch, though, and it definitely sounds like something that’s going to sweep through the horror streamers I watch, so I’ll likely get to watch a few rounds…

But no update on the status of the Silent Hill series is complete without a trip to silenthill.com

Samyang makes some non-spicy ramyeon, but it’s pretty much your typical salt packet instant ramen and doesn’t have anything like the flavor of the buldak ones. Your best bet would be the light buldak with a professorial-looking Hochi mascot on the front. It’s both lower-carb and less spicy, but it’s still a huge leap…

Even after I forced myself to throw up to spare my intestines.

They were definitely more than I expected the first time (they were the first flavor I tried, so I didn’t know what the baseline was for their other flavors), but now that I know what I’m in for, these aren’t misery like the Smoke Eaters Hellfire Challenge was. My face will get hot, I’ll pant a little, and I’ll…

At least they have Lee Carvallo’s Putting Challenge.

As someone who has absolutely met his match and been incapacitated with GI distress after making bad spice decisions, I don’t find the Samyang buldak line to be gut-destroying. It absolutely sets my mouth on fire, but it leaves my GI tract alone. Hochi, the mascot on all the packages, seems to have a little more…

I played Jotun a year and a half ago. It’s a nice, quick game with far more attention given to its boss fights than the mediocre labyrinths leading up to them. My issue with the game was that the boss fights didn’t always seem terribly well balanced around the incredibly long wind-up time for the basic attack, not to…

I’ve tried enjoying IPAs for years. I’ve given up. And I’m tired of the, “Well maybe you just don’t like the taste of beer,” argument. It’s just this beer. Give me any other beer. Lager, pilsner, wheat, bock, doppel, tripel, quad, lambic, sour, gose, porter, stout, witbier, schwarzbier... anything else. There’s a huge…

Exactly. The past five years has me less concerned with the problem it might solve now and more concerned with the problem it will create under a Trump protégé.

Yeah, I had caviar on someone else’s dime back in 2018 and was like, “Huh... that sure is fishy salt.” I’d be happier eating a couple hot dogs and using the money I saved as a down payment for a tank of gas.

I can see the reaction now. “Oprah hates him! Voting for him is really gonna piss off the libs!”

“Banning bots is limiting hackers’ free speech. If anything, we need more bots to counterbalance the human players that have too long dominated this game’s landscape.”

IMDB says she’s still voiced by Tress MacNeille, so I’m satisfied.

So in this case, the distinguishing factor is scale instead of topology?

Ten years ago I got a death threat at work after being harassed by someone for four hours. When I was leaving work, I looked out the tinted doors of our office building, and the person who said, “You never know who’s going to be waiting in the parking lot to blow your brains out,” was in the parking lot, ten feet away…

I get you. I wasn’t interested in watching her in anything for a while because her entire character in the first several movies I saw her in was just Weight Joke. And it’s not like she was writing the script or anything, but she was the canary in the coal mine. I’d see a trailer where she was eating a Twinkie…

Yeah, the underground dungeon. I had about a dozen extinct species before I went in, so some of the floors were mercifully empty, but I hit a wall with the Last One of one of the bigger minor enemies. I possibly could have bypassed it by skipping some floors rather than committing to fighting every Last One in order,…

It is vitally important that at some point he says, “Walk without rhythm; it won’t attract the worm.”