I was expecting the article to be completely blank and open directly up into the comment section.

While we’re at it, there are two too many Deuce Bigalows.

If only there were a precedent for having someone else take over as The Flash.

By and large, it’s just been a week of La-Mulana, and I’m going to go back on something I said last week; I’m almost certainly getting a full achievement completion on this game. Beating all the bosses on hard without sub-weapons was not nearly the Herculean trial I expected it to be, and with more than a little help…

I love Franziska’s limited vocabulary. I hope the final case conjured the batshit anime murder soap opera vibes you wanted, and I hope you enjoy the hell out of Trials and Tribulations. I’ve let the series get away from me, but it is far and away my favorite of the five I played.

While we’re on the subject, Ted Cruz seems to be declining as well. Did you see him at the Supreme Court nomination hearings? Kept asking unrelated questions, hardly seemed aware of where he was or what the hearings were actually for, so confused he was angry. I think the only compassionate move would be to get him…

It only makes sense. Copyright law has been bending to Disney’s whims for longer than most of us have been alive.

Gatekeeping may not be the intent of the difficulty, but it is a consequence, and I’m sure the people who need to tap community resources to make the game easier have an appropriate appreciation that, yes, these guys are extremely powerful. At the very least, they will appreciate the lore more than the people who get…

He’s a scumbag, and he once murdered a guy with an axe after sharing his thoughts on the career of Huey Lewis and the News. But he certainly got my vote over Larry Elder.

Big fan of Yellowbird. It feels weird seeing their name pop up in this article since even their hottest, the tomato/carrot/garlic-based ghost pepper sauce, isn’t one of those niche 1 mil Scoville monsters that guarantees a day-after spent running back to the toilet. It’ll set your mouth on fire for a few minutes, then…

If you’re experiencing pain at the pump, ask your family doctor for a referral to a urologist.

“As a nice sending off for the 3DS, we’ll be offering one silver DS coin for every $10 spent, each worth 1 cent* toward future purchases.

Her punishment is that this will be mentioned in the closing paragraph of any articles written about her next assault.

I enjoyed Chrono Cross as its own separate beast. I owned it, my brother owned Chrono Trigger. I had to accept that I was claiming the lesser of the two, and that the actual intersection points of the two games were brief and didn’t feel like great extensions of the original game, thematically. I know Schala just…

Food culture on social media is fucking weird. I remember when I was first wrestling with the fact that I had gained significant weight and I wasn’t 23 and rail-thin anymore, and I needed to start making some healthy changes. I made the mistake of posting on Facebook that I’d been trying to start my day with fat-free…

I always love hearing people’s reactions to the first three Ace Attorney games. Everything’s always a little bananas, but the moments where the cases throw plausibility out the window entirely are the glue that holds the series together.

The game’s atmosphere most reminds me of Montezuma’s Revenge, though that doesn’t have tough-as-nails bosses, which are more typical of a metroidvania, nor does MR even begin to compare to La-Mulana’s “vague, but you know when you’ve solved it” puzzles, which have a sort of point-and-click or even text adventure…

I kicked off last weekend by quickly getting Tap Ninja and Cook, Serve, Delicious 3!?’s last achievements off my plate. Tap Ninja remained unimaginative, even for a clicker/idle game. CSD3 actually had its difficulty peak in the early parts of the penultimate city, so the last area and a half were just a fun coast…

Are you saying you don’t want to watch Oliver Stone’s Natural Born Winners?

Spoilers: the mystery man is John Oliver.