Big fan of Yellowbird. It feels weird seeing their name pop up in this article since even their hottest, the tomato/carrot/garlic-based ghost pepper sauce, isn’t one of those niche 1 mil Scoville monsters that guarantees a day-after spent running back to the toilet. It’ll set your mouth on fire for a few minutes, then…

If you’re experiencing pain at the pump, ask your family doctor for a referral to a urologist.

“As a nice sending off for the 3DS, we’ll be offering one silver DS coin for every $10 spent, each worth 1 cent* toward future purchases.

Her punishment is that this will be mentioned in the closing paragraph of any articles written about her next assault.

I enjoyed Chrono Cross as its own separate beast. I owned it, my brother owned Chrono Trigger. I had to accept that I was claiming the lesser of the two, and that the actual intersection points of the two games were brief and didn’t feel like great extensions of the original game, thematically. I know Schala just…

Food culture on social media is fucking weird. I remember when I was first wrestling with the fact that I had gained significant weight and I wasn’t 23 and rail-thin anymore, and I needed to start making some healthy changes. I made the mistake of posting on Facebook that I’d been trying to start my day with fat-free…

I always love hearing people’s reactions to the first three Ace Attorney games. Everything’s always a little bananas, but the moments where the cases throw plausibility out the window entirely are the glue that holds the series together.

The game’s atmosphere most reminds me of Montezuma’s Revenge, though that doesn’t have tough-as-nails bosses, which are more typical of a metroidvania, nor does MR even begin to compare to La-Mulana’s “vague, but you know when you’ve solved it” puzzles, which have a sort of point-and-click or even text adventure…

I kicked off last weekend by quickly getting Tap Ninja and Cook, Serve, Delicious 3!?’s last achievements off my plate. Tap Ninja remained unimaginative, even for a clicker/idle game. CSD3 actually had its difficulty peak in the early parts of the penultimate city, so the last area and a half were just a fun coast…

Are you saying you don’t want to watch Oliver Stone’s Natural Born Winners?

Spoilers: the mystery man is John Oliver.

No surprise. SNK bosses are all assholes.

All those potential choices, and they’d probably pull Woody Allen and Roman Polanski instead.

For anyone willing to dismiss this and any other news reporting instantaneous devaluation of cryptocurrency and NFTs as outliers, and still firmly believes that blockchain, intersection of art and technology, and other buzzword salad ARE THE WAY OF THE FUTURE, I would like you to know that I’m selling an NFT of this…

Every few weeks I’ll just remember that the 8-Bit Big Band version of “Lonely Rolling Star” exists, and the only reasonable reaction is to drop everything else I’m doing and listen to it again. Not in the background while I’m doing something else. Full attention.

Yeah. I’d rather see “I’m focusing on getting help” than not, but I’ll believe it when he sticks with treatment.

This was already canon.

references to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire and Darth Vader being Luke’s dad, things that were already dated in 2001.

What’s the deal with donkey punches? I’m not a donkey. I’m not punching a donkey. Who came up with this term? 

I think this article was the second time I ran a google search for “Do other people think Heidi Gardner and Kristen Schaal are the same person or is it just me?” Chrome autofilled after “Do other pe”