Rock ‘n’ Roll McDonald’s Burger King just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

All part of the “be a heron, not a Karen” campaign.

I keep looking up at the username after reading exceptionally good posts, and I keep seeing your name. You’re always a welcome presence in this here Kinjaverse.

This story had a much happier ending than I thought possible.

Going from Sheegor sounding like a complete nutcase for suggesting her pet turtle would have a plan to save the day, to humoring her whims and finding out Mr. Pokeylopes legitimately has a plan, is such a great gag.

I’ve heard such universally good things about Psychonauts 2, it’s probably going to be the next game I buy. With it and Metroid Dread releasing so close to one another, and New Pokemon Snap, Great Ace Attorney, and the Final Fantasy pixel remasters still singing to me from their respective digital storefronts, this…

I’ll do lists when there are some things I will die without (or, like, have to make a same-day return visit for), but generally I just meditate on the sorts of meals I want to live off of for the next week (balancing convenience and how relaxing chopping vegetables sounds to me) and then decide on the exact dishes…

Just about every time I say that tipping is stupid, and that restaurant staff should just be paid a living wage, someone responds with, “Well then the restaurant’s just going to add that into the price of the food!”

I just made a spreadsheet of several baked goods and combined all their names. Cruffin was the worst one on the list.

Did I post this? Do I have an alternate account that I don’t know about? That is definitely a thought I’ve had.

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Having played Dragon Quests 1-7, I’d pick out 3, 4, 6, and 7 as the standouts. If you’ve got the time to sink into the whole series, it is a pretty interesting evolution. From purely one-on-one combat with exactly one save point for the entire game in DQ1, to multiple heroes with more specialized roles and multiple…

I feel like the first I heard about this game was a few months ago, and all I remembered was that you’d be repeatedly drugging your wife to get info advance the plot, and then I read the Kotaku review earlier this week, and now this. Those are the only three times I’ve ever seen people talking about the game. I didn’t…

You know, I always mix up the order of seasons 5 and 6. Season 6 is the major stinker I was thinking of. I liked Julia Stiles, and the sexual assault bros’ club/cult was eerily grounded in the toxic Ladder Theory/Friend Zone whining I was seeing a lot of online at the time.

You know, it’s less shocking the second time you see it.

That they were able to make season 4 so good after the low that followed season 2, where they killed off the show’s best character, briefly made me hopeful they’d be able to keep finding new angles to keep the show interesting.

I’ve been seeing a lot of people hyped for Lawn Mowing Simulator, and it doesn’t sound like my thing, but that’s what I said about PowerWash Simulator, which I love. I think I’ll skip this one and try to avoid having to make a Steam folder called “chores, but I swear they’re fun.”

The twist with the Twinkie gender reveal is that if it’s a boy, the cream filling is blue, and if it’s a girl, there’s no Twinkie.

After this article, I’m kinda feeling like a Double Down.