Oh man, I used to listen to Mitch Hedberg all the time.

There aren’t enough stars in the world for even the simple reminder that Live-a-Live exists. That game desperately needs a remake and an official English translation.

I’ve found that the single best way to get out of the “I just moved here and I don’t know what I’m doing” slump has been to find some weekly events on set days of the week and go to them religiously until I’ve established a broader identity in the area. Karaoke, pint night, Taco Tuesday, whatever I had the…

Absolutely no love in the comments here for Hell: A Cyberpunk Thriller, starring Dennis Hopper.

I really need to catch up. The last thing I watched was the Islands arc.

A bloody mary?

I’ve lived in unbearably hot climates in smoggy California valleys for so long, when I finally moved somewhere chilly near mountains that I had to drive through to take care of government business, the moment I saw snow, I pulled off to the side to play around and throw snowballs until my fingers went numb. Then when…

A penguin.

I approve of any and all The Critic references.

There has to be a better way of saying that.

I crack most of my cheesecakes. I’ve accepted this. Those cracks are just more room for fruit, chocolate caramel, marshmallows, butternut squash, pico de gallo, or whatever else I’m throwing on top.

So do you think COVID will do more damage to his left lung, his right lung, or will both sides suck?

I’m starting to feel like starting the series with RE4 might have given me the most charitable first impression, possibly barring Village.

I’m actually working on Resident Evil 1 Remake right now. It was like $5 on Steam a few months ago, and buying it seems like it’s finally going to motivate me to play its PS1 sequel that I’ve been “borrowing” for like 15 years. I’ve gotten through one boss-ish fight and gotten to the next section of the map past the…

Gosh, I didn’t realize my experience was part of a larger pattern. I knew something was wrong because she spelled it “Moods.”

I’ve been saying for years that we need more than two viable parties. I didn’t think it’d go down like this, with the core of one party convinced that Antifa is putting fluoride in the drinking water to mind-control gay frogs into stealing votes and storing the evidence on Hunter’s laptop or whatever the fuck, but…

I prefer to treat politicians like deeply flawed human beings I am capable of forming a temporary, uneasy alliance with when our interests align, so I don’t feel at all compelled to defend their actions when they fuck up.

I love learning new things, but I hate that this humanizes one of the quirks of my terrible ex-sister-in-law that we got so much comedic mileage out of.

Yeah, I’m using a “spoiler-free” recruitment guide so I can see everything this playthrough, but it also plainly revealed, “Hey, this person’s going to have this happen to them later, and you can only get them back if you get the other 107 stars, so don’t worry that you screwed up when X happens!” so... I dunno, I…

I’m with Ash. I didn’t like that tresher maws could ambush and insta-kill you, but flying around on the Mako in low gravity reminded me of the space levels in Blast Corps, BUT WITH GUNS! If it’s being made optional (and assuming I ever pick up the collection so I can actually finish the trilogy instead of stopping…