The building looks vaguely like an N64 with a Call of Duty cart plugged into the top. Only thing that could’ve made it better is if it was aligned so both of the lamps in the shot were aligned to look like controller ports - they’ve even got the same hemispheric shape, with the flat side on the bottom.

Yes, but imagine a Baja naked chicken chalupa.

Faux Thai noodles.

Cook and shred some chicken. Boil some rice noodles. Make a sauce out of soy sauce, peanut butter, sriracha, sesame oil, and olive oil. Make lots of this sauce. Mix in cilantro to taste. Soak your shredded chicken in the sauce so it is the most flavorful and desirable part of the dish. If there is…

Well, the closest I came to playing Arkham Horror was getting set up at a party 10 years ago (so... probably 2nd edition?), selecting characters, starting to hand out health and sanity tokens, and then getting distracted by chatter and putting the box away. I’ve been considering buying it since I’ve enjoyed both EH…

The mood and random generation of World of Horror makes it sound quite a bit like one of my favorite board games, Eldritch Horror, in its execution. There are a number of Ancient Ones you can choose to face and an intimidating number of characters you can play as, which sounds like it’s going to offer up all kinds of…

Even with the victory seeing Bloomberg drop any ambitions to be part of the conversation in a contested convention, this still stings.

I’m not sure why we need an adjective; they’re just garden-variety protestors.

Let’s get this one out of the way:

Makes me wish I could get to the nearest Del Taco without spending $10 on gas.

Dark indeed. It is a sad dusky day.

I remember when I switched from a lazy, fast food-heavy diet to one that involved yogurt and fruit for breakfast and dinners that included more vegetables and I made the mistake of mentioning it on Facebook. A high school friend who was deep enough into the crazy 2013 bloggers-who-think-they’re-doctors culture to have…

I don’t think that’s what coffee connoisseurs mean when they say they’re getting a distinct nutty taste on the back end.

When I was 16 a Taco Bell opened in my neighborhood and, because I was a teenage vegetarian, it changed my life. Taco Bell was a place I could afford to eat with my meager allowance, allowing me to hang out with both my vegetarian and meat-eating friends at a cost no higher than pocket change.

Word on the street is she’s getting back together with Mr. Peanutbutter. Confirm/deny?

I tried going to one of these to treat my anxiety, but the damned place gave me sugar pills.

I’m fine with having to load a couple new ads per page. The slideshow is less of an issue than when all 14 ads load on one page and, bogged down by ads for leopard print iPhone USB waffle irons and rose gold executive spinning tops and discount secondhand insulin and Progressive insurance, my browser has to stop to…

And as someone who works for a urologist, I can pass on the advice that beans in the urethra are also a bad idea.

Also, don’t put marbles in your nose.

Afterthought: with comments only accessible on the last page and no “skip to the comments” button, it takes a billion clicks to get back to the conversation. It’s unwieldy after all. If the layout people are responsive to constructive criticism, finding a way to have the comments visible on all pages of the slideshow…

You... don’t like hops?