Hmmm. I think, Illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesota and a Dakota to be named later.

Reasoning. Chicago would be the anchor city. Milwaukee would handle the drinking, sausage fest, and iconic motor vehicle brand that fans obsess about (Harley/BMW). Wisconsin for the cheeses. Illinois would provide the Nazis and beer making…

I always buy the good stuff, but anyone who actually voices a hot dog preference can get the fuck outta my cookout.

Going to AskMen.com as a legitimate source of information in regards to men makes as much sense as going to Jezebel.com for feminist thought.

Can we get Drew to rant about the lethal, incompetent, badly-run, glorified jobs program that can't even catch up to repairs mess that is the DC Metrorail system? We had to stop running automatic train operation—the only system in the developed world to do so—because of crashes. Emergency operators are better off…

Hey Bob, I don't know how old you are, but you might want to try dating somebody who's older than you, more than just a year or two older. Maybe one that already has kids - teenagers or above - so they're not looking for Instant-Daddy, but more of just a companion. Older women may not want to go jogging at 6am or go…

I guess I don't understand the point, then. Mea culpa.

Kinja Cansplaining. Anytime I see a comment on Kinja, especially on Gawker, that starts with "In Canada [x]," 1/3 of the time it's 100% wrong, 1/3 of the time it's a horribly broad generalization based on a certain area of the country, and 1/3 of the time it's a completely irrelevant smug grab for superiority.

THANK YOU. Yes, there are people who describe things in pedantic, condescending tones; and yes, some of them are men; but holy fuck, it seems like any time a man describes something and a woman is unhappy with the man, the guy's a "mansplainer."

.....so the Daily Mail is basically Gawker now?

Misandrist ladyblogs get my vote for things that make me wish for a dotcom crash in 2015.

Not a thing, despite constant attempts across Gawker sites (including this one) to make it a thing. Just stop.

VICTIM BLAMING.

"Hmm, nice tank job. Impressive."

Yes. It's a hard truth, but it's reality. While prole-drift have made tattoos generally acceptable, they'll always be a marker of low-status, except for artists and certain 'creatives'.

Half of the world leaders in the game are women. You're reading way too hard to find examples of misogyny, which is all kinds of sad when you could be picking genuine issues of that ilk from hundreds of other games.

That Vatican wine figure is so weird to me, especially when you consider that their expense reports only account for water.

"This is, in fact, how sexist and racist ideologies work"

Oh, we already know how it works at Gawker, where it's totally cool to leave an unwanted male celebrity sex tape up on your site (Hulk Hogan) while decrying female nude picture leaks as the worst thing that's happened to humanity this century.

Wait — so let me just understand this. Some people are arguing that the Hope Solo case demonstrates a clear-double standard, motivated by political correctness of the most cynical variety, in the treatment of male vs. female domestic abusers. And your response is that the Solo case is TOTALLY different because hey…

I can only suggest you read more of my work or work about me to understand how I feel about crime and atonement, since you are interested enough to have such strong opinions. But thanks for reading.

You'll always have us Rochestarians by your side.