To be fair, because he’s illiterate, pictures are the only thing he can personally understand.

So Belichick will pick him and turn him into an all-pro right? Is this where this is going?

I’m not sure what you’re looking at, but he’s the character in the upper left. You can see his level increasing rapidly up to 70.

What’s weird/perturbing about this is that so many of these stories, especially as they continue to come out, seem to remind of stories I was told by people I knew who went to college 20-25 years before me. Generally friends of my parents or older co-workers. At the time the stories always had the air of like “kids…

I don’t know anymore. I use to think that would haunt him forever, but winning those extra titles and time has seemed to push it from memory a bit for a lot of people.

I feel like this era of Kobe is a little forced - the cranky old man spiel is a bit too much. But weirdly I also find myself slowly agreeing with him and I don’t know how I feel about that. This is a guy that I can respect, but just never liked all that much (which was his whole thing for most of his career). Now he’s…

Yeah, this. There’s a weird irony to Jaws is that I believe he watches literally absurd amounts of film but I don’t know if that even help him actually sound any more reliable than a guy randomly watching from home. I mean at the end of the day, I’ve seen people in sports bars that know nothing about anything but…

I’m well aware of what the lyrics are, as I’ve listened to the song.

Nicki’s verse on Monster is one of those things that, she may never top, but may never need to top.

At least one of these teams kind of knew they may be here at this point in the season, starting so many young players. I don't know what the Magic's excuse is.

Let’s get a goddamn snack Shady.

Is it me or is there something insanely herky-jerky about that movement?

There is something super offsetting to me about Joakim Noah. I just...the dude isn’t bad and I can respect his game, but as a human, I just can not accept his non-stop shit taking. He’s like Kevin Garnett on a slightly better team (pre-Celtics), but also hurt at least once every season.

If I could give you more then a +1 I would.

I don’t know that I would say that obviously knew about this. They may have known about it but it’s also entirely possible that they didn’t have QA testers leave PS4’s on over night. Plus, they’ve already released patches. If they knew about it, they would have fixed it by now. From the time a game goes gold to…

Actually they're nearly the age. Gordon did not age while in that limbo.

Although a high pick would be helpful, unless they get an actual basketball coach, none of this will matter.

I just...I don't think it's if. I think it's during maybe round 1, max round 2. Doc is an atrocious GM, who has unsuccessfully tried to cover his mistakes by making basically more mistakes.

This is seriously the greatest moment in sports history.

Hahahaha