This is quite possibly my new favorite picture. I feel like this needs to be turned into some kind of meme and or desktop background. It's genius.

I agree with most aspects of this, but I don't know that I'd use Michael Jordan playing baseball, but rather him on the Wizards where he averaged like 1 ok game every 2-3 weeks.

Hahaha.

The worst part in all of this? Somehow fucking Scott Brooks has had a job this whole time.

Exactly. I've worked for a small company that was literally told by the BBB that if we don't purchase their service, our ratings would be affected.

I agree. I don't think Urgot is particularly great, because you can't really do much on your own with him, but when doubling up with the right character he ends up being almost like a weird offensive support. That doesn't make him "good", but he can have a purpose.

As stupid as it is, waking up and opening the curtains in the very beginning of the game. I'm sure there is a universe where something so trivial has been done before, but I hadn't seen it like that. It's one of those miniscule things you either see or you don't and in no way affects gameplay.

They're basically getting a more beatup Marcus Mariota.

This is why Gore will always be known as a better running back then Willis McGahee: he knew how to pull out.

Technically speaking his offense isn't actually revolutionary, so that statement isn't true. It's the pace at which the offense runs, while using similar formations with different route options (with the routes based totally on coverage, on the fly versus pre-snap), that makes it different.

I'm not sure as of yet. I mean obviously, it's partially dependent on where those picks end up (like if somehow the Laker's pick does end up going to them, and their own pick is top 5, it's hard for me to say). Because of the amount of picks possible, anything could happen.

Fair enough. Any coincidence that this was all before the more stringent PED testing?

I don't think it's a bad start, I'm just hoping Maxwell lives up to even 1-2 seasons of that contract. He just hasn't played a ton, which is both good and bad.

If he's successful, then he's a competitive coach that wanted to win, and was just putting his team in the right position.

I think Chip Kelly is falling into some kind of weird Sam Hinkie universe, where he believes he is not only smarter then he is, but that's not unusual.

This has to be one of the most enjoyable responses I've heard in a long time. Like still, sort of, politically correct so that he doesn't get hit by some inane fine or something, but still saying the truth.

I agree 100%. I mean before he was a coach, I could live with his commentary, but now, not only does he spend whole broadcasts pretending he's like the greatest coach that ever lived, a decent commentator in Van Gundy is doing the same. Van Gundy's ability to comment has gone down dramatically, as he spends chunks…

Not a horrible game and the Warriors played like the Warriors but man, if Mark Jackson has even the sliver of a chance to disparage the Warriors, he will. The clippers were down by 16 and he was literally refusing to say that anyone was good on the Warriors.

The ironic part of all of this is that, if not for this whole investigation, I would have forgotten Fab Melo even existed.

Hahahaha that dude's arm made me actually laugh out loud. Much like all WWF star's in the 80s, there's no way that's not natural growth.