List is incomplete without the guy that tattooed an alternator on his arm thinking it was a turbocharger

Ask your boss if Viagra is right for your trailer. Certain erections may last a quarter of a mile, and may lead to Peyronie’s disease when mixed with bridges and overpasses.

I’m beginning to wonder if the internet is worth it.

If you have not seen Roadkill Episode 45 STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH THIS.... - Speaking of a hypothetical el camino with engine in bed...

“ambulance chasing trial lawyers”

Yea I’ve got some BlackBerrian Tires that are really secure also.

Am I doing this right?

Buddy...you need to stop believing anything you see on Breitbart.

I like free cars.

Doesn’t matter, free car

Free car is a free car. A free Mercedes is worth the probably rare “fancy car comment. Plus its not like the C class is really that uncommon in any big city.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Fuck Ron. Ron is the reason those cars aren’t in good enough shape to sell. Ron is a hoarder who was letting perfectly fixable and even roadworthy cars decompose while calling himself a collector. Ron is the reason those things are getting scrapped. Even if the township…

Hey look! I found David’s neighbor!

2000 Yamaha R1 engine in a square tube frame with front and rear miata sub-frame. welded together the frame in my apartment, had to cut the roll bar to get the car sideways out the front door.

Good riddance. Prancing around half-naked is a man’s job.

That’s actually a re-bodied Golf.

While I love a good pun-fest, the subject here and heinous corporate evilness covering up customer deaths and injuries makes it about as un-funny as you can get. Not even dark humor relieves this situation.

“I don’t always time travel, but when I do, I use Torchinsky’s See Ya Earlier time travel suppositories.”

Lincoln-Zephyr V12 for the WIN!

A real Frenchman would light another cigarette.