Contrary to logic, keep in mind that insurance is a contract, devoid of morality.

Speaking of “charges”, keep in mind that like a casino, insurance companies hate to lose.

I sold a businessman a 42" PLASMA TV for $52,000 in 2001 or something like that. I saw a chart in WIRED not long after that predicted that similar would be well under $1000 by 2010 and that screens would grow to gargantuan sizes and not be that much more.

If the container gets bounced or dropped, the things placed inside bounce too. When car comes out the other side with roof or trunk-lid dented from inside, or the glass broken out, shipper wants nothing to do with it.

I saw a headline elsewhere saying that there is a shortage of garden gnomes in England as a result of the ship’s delay.

I didn’t knee-jerk argue with a woman, but I’ll knee-jerk argue with you if you’re gunna type like that. I like women just fine, but I sure do dislike raging feminists who see red where there isn’t any.

Article author, you’re aware that all taxi drivers are: 

How did she come to be well dressed, driving a nice car, and so forth if she has been bonkers for a long time? Answer is: she probably had all of the personal posessions visible in that video long before she had whatever head bug drove her to Wild West at the stoplight.

When nicotine is outlawed, only outlaws will have nicotine.

Did you accidently get caught outdoors when it started to rain?

I buy plywood for my job. Plywood and basic lumber are way up on the west coast. Could be that the fires that cleared out whole subdivisions in Santa Rosa and Paradise are contributing factors.

Yes. Protect us from a repeat of something that happened once in 1992!

What about Illinois Nazis?

They charged more for unleaded gas when it was phased in. That is a product that had one less expensive component to add during manufacture.

“I always needed to be on guard to make sure that other vehicles on the road didn’t feel like they were about to get smooshed by a big ol’ truck.”

When I travel, I stay in motels where they wash everything for you, and you simply take off and go to your next stop.

History: Chrysler’s Pentastar logo stood for the five divisions of Chrysler Corporation. Plymouth, Dodge, DeSoto, Chrysler, Imperial.

There is talk that they’ll bring Peugeot in to fill the void.

I just added the video. $1 says you’ll immediately want to fidget with it in your own hands as you mentally salivate at the thought of doing so. It’s a mesmerizing piece of useless technology.