Good god, even my pasty ass will get the red sauce at Chipotle and Moe’s, and I order my tikka masala ‘medium hot’.

Am I the only one that calls him Paul ManaFortress?

Conservatives only care about babies until they pop out of the womb.

Oh ho ho, baiting me into un-greying someone that don’t deserve it. Clever.

They’re fleeing here because 1) The US is a prosperous and relatively safe country compared to where they are coming from 2) They’re desperate to get away from the violence in their own countries, which is caused by gang violence, which is instigated by drug cartels, of which the United States is the largest customer

I often laugh at when people mention the civil war and blame white people for every single problem in their lives.

Truth. Mayonnaise has always been gross to me. I’m sure I’ve had sauces from time to time that were good that probably had mayo as an ingredient but I’ve never been able to eat it on its own.

Well I don’t use mayo because being a white guy I’m already at least 60% mayo anyway.

He would have reported it as an anthrax attack.

Has my Burger King been doing it wrong? I’ve never detected any kind of salt and pepper on my burger, just the mustard and cheese I ask for. Sometimes I have to add more mustard because they barely put any on there. I think I’m getting cheated!

THEN

Good Lord.

That’s not what I’m saying. I do not like purity tests. There’s never going to be a perfect candidate. In fact on this thread I say that if Cynthia Nixon were running for governor of my state, I would be voting for her, unless there was a better candidate running.

Exactly!

2. When Taco Bell is going to bring back the grossly underrated Naked Chicken Chalupa

They are so quick to wag fingers and talk about civility but frequently abandon civility themselves when they feel it’s expedient to do so.

We need leaders who are out of fucks to give and unafraid to use the right’s tactics against them.

Right there with you.