That’s when his lips are pursed. Here’s what he looks like when he smiles:

starred for Life on Mars

I don’t really have anything to add other than to say that Ajit Pai is a toolbox and a corporate puppet fuckboy.

If thoughts of Donald Trump getting spanked have overwhelmed your brain, watching this video may make you feel better (it worked for me):

My money’s on Trump having the dom wear an Obama mask. Trump’s clearly obsessed with him, like a jilted lover.

It should have been one of those old school t-rexes that walked upright with their tail dragging the ground for bad science cred.

If anyone could do it, it would be Captain Benjamin Sisko \‾ (`-` )

I already had a low opinion of Atwood due to her being a literary snob. This article just brought it an order of magnitude lower.

Is anyone in government interested in listening to the will of the American people?

She voted for Trump?

“All this bullshit about a ‘King’ when you [unclear] simpletons can’t even pick a candidate properly,” one of the signs reads. “YOU STUPID MONKEYS handed Trump the White House the minute you handed Hillary the nomination!”

1 more vote for ramen right here!

Well kid, you should be ashamed, ya fuckhead.

take my star and gtfo

As a native Southerner: take that shit back to your own stank ass state you stupid fucking racist asshat.

Not really surprised.

Alex Jones’ head is more pumpkin-shaped.

Gotta admit I liked that one too.

For those of you who (like me) weren’t aware of the specifics of the Haitian contribution to the American Revolution: