Yep. :(

Cam, I am disappoint.

“Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?....you were driving 21 in a 20, sir. That’s over the speed limit. Please hand me your license, registration and proof of insurance. ....hmmm...how do you pronounce your last name sir? ‘Ar-pay-oh’?...ah, ‘Ar-PIE-oh’...lot of vowels in that name. Sounds foreign to me. You…

Black people love fancy ice cream, and it doesn’t get much fancier than this. I have often said that if you want me to be there then you have to have Talenti Gelato. I have left parties early because they didn’t have it. On the promise of Talenti Gelato, I will protest while holding a tiki torch.

I think people would just invent reasons to be good or evil regardless.

That’s the big thing that pisses me off about evangelicals today: the blatant hypocrisy. They talk about wanting to bring the country closer to God and piss & moan about all the sin going on, then they go and elect someone like Donald Trump.

It doesn’t look like this was about racism, religion or politics so mental illness is all that’s left maybe he was just a fucking asshole …

Nice to see some good news.

The only upside is for metal fans like myself, because all those songs about nuclear destruction from the 70s and 80s are suddenly relevant again!

concern troll is concerned

“her flood heels”

I’m going to keep saying this until it happens: Shannon Sharpe deserves his own show.

I know what Black & Milds are.

Epic.

They weren’t human beings to them. That’s what made it so easy.

Urkel/Myra OTP

This man is a complete and utter disgrace. The only thing I can say for him is at least he hasn’t started a war yet. Yet.

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side…