That ole boy is all hat ‘n no cattle!

“A! L! B! U!....kerky!”

Also went to high school in the South (class of 02) but my school was mostly black. I can confirm that if this happened there, someone would be catching a beatdown. As well they should.

3 words: No Tolerance Policy!

Blue Wall of Silence. Cops tend to protect their own.

This is even worse than the flooding in SC in 2015. Please be careful :(

“I’m sorry officer, I...I didn’t know I couldn’t do that.”

Damn y’all. What did those spiders ever do to you?!

“Lil Trouble in Big Russia”

If I was gonna pay $13 for a rotisserie chicken it would have to be an everlasting rotisserie chicken! /kingofthehill

He really does. He’s actually a rather crappy businessman, which kills me because him being this supposedly great business guy is the big reason a lot of people cited when asked why they voted for him.

That portrait is the 1600s equivalent of airbrushed. They didn’t call this guy “Charles the Bewitched” for nothing.

Mayweather beats MacGregor. In other news, the sun came up this morning.

On some women, earrings are power limiters and that’s why they take them off when shit is starting to get real.

I’m just going to be checking the writeups the day after. They’re both awful human beings, and at any rate MacGregor is going to lose for the simple fact that this is a boxing match these guys are going into, and MacGregor is not a boxer.

Excellent article.

Maybe if blue dress didn’t want to catch a beatdown, she shouldn’t have been a racist asshat.

Hey, you leave deer jerky out of this! /s

I don’t care enough about Amy Schumer to read that Variety article but I do know, by virtue of having watched some of her material in the past, that IMO she’s nowhere near as funny as Dave Chappelle or Chris Rock.

I thought unicorns were creatures of purity. The statue should be of the unicorn spearing Forrest in the groin.