Fanilow here. Can concur.

This Pam Anderson story somehow reminds me of those MK Ultra internet rabbit holes I used to find myself in at 4am in 2005.

Hey Pamela, if you believe so strongly in “innocent until proven guilty,” maybe encourage Mr. Stamina to embrace his day in court. Just sayin.

“a skirt that’s all ham”

Been done already.

How did this man not possess the forearm strength to lift himself out of this predictament.

Oklahoman here, Pruitt is a piece of shit for far more than the emails. Remember, someone in his office used google to determine what drugs to use in an execution.

Ok but back to the important part - how many abortions did you sell her?

I thought our international standing was bad after Bush. I honestly can’t see how we recover a positive image, with the global community, after four years of Trump.

“But mamma,” she said, wiping the chicken’s blood from her calloused hands with a soiled cloth that she cut from an old, moth-eaten bedgown. “Hezekial’s poppa will never offer a dowry for me if the Good Lord does not see fit to bless me with healthy birthing hips.”

I started typing the same thing, and def agree with the props for those who attended despite how scary that must be, but there are plenty of things a person with that sort of platform and following can do without actually being in the crowd, you know? Even if it’s just posting about it beforehand to encourage turnout,…

Posting this because you liked Wuthering Heights and because I can.

Vagina ribbons just like they had at the birth of Christ.

I’m glad that the law has finally stopped looking the other way with this bullshit.

I want a web series of LMM drunk Face Timing his cool famous friends. Also, how has Questlove not been on Drunk History?!

uh, pretty sure that’s Jimmy Kimmel, he’s an American late night talk show host.

I’m pretty sure Disney’s Robin Hood already has that covered.

You can stop campaigning, Governor Johnson.

I’m keeping it together by constantly reminding myself that eventually everyone and everything on this earth will be dead and then the sun will swallow anything that’s left

But like, can she just give everyone a pep talk every morning telling us we are great and that everything is going to be okay?

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