My coluuuuuuuuhs are not grey and grey, my coluuuuuuuhs are timberwolf and shadow.

I don't think Doritos were around at that time, but this casserole is certainly in the right spirit! My brother and I loved it as kids, but I haven't had it in a few years, so I don't know how it stands up under the scrutiny of someone who's not a Dorito-crazed child. http://m.allrecipes.com/recipe/230787/…

Make bounces, not war. (I'm sad I can't find a higher quality version, though.)

Don't look at the pending comments, anyone. It's all that awful stuff again, and I've been working on getting it all flagged.

Taylor said be cool . . . I'll just look at the ground for a few minutes. That's right, tooooooooooootally chill. The chillest!

He looks like that kid you try to convince your younger sister to have a crush on, but she refuses because her taste in eighth-grade men is TERRIBLE.

Thank you! It really was quite reassuring to see so many people being wonderful in the face of an awful issue.

"I suppooooooooose I can expend the effort to wave since you came all this way to see me, but don't expect me to stop looking bored."

Nope, my sister attends Norman High and I graduated there in 2011. Students are genuinely pissed about the handling of this situation. Some of the protesters are recent alumni like myself and a few of them are other adult members of the Norman community, but most of them are current Norman High students who are…

Yup. The first pill I was on made me extremely weepy and caused very depression-like symptoms. In line with what you're saying, I felt that it made me far less capable of handling things that might normally only put me in a bad mood (like prolonged dreary weather or an exam I did poorly on or an iffy comment from a…

That sounds awfully tough. It's really good of you to be there for your mom, and I hope that you get to feeling less wiped out soon!

Guessing portions is surprisingly challenging! I bet the cake lovers among your guests were grateful that you erred on the side of cakestravaganza, though!

Cake truther here. I think that picture is actually a forced perspective. See how tiny and far away the knife looks? And how Amal and George are kind of at a weird angle to the cake? And how the layers could never reasonably be two feet thick? Those sneaksters tried to trick us!

The dress Katherine Hepburn wears as Tracy Lord in The Philadelphia Story. She gets glamorously drunk and goes swimming with Jimmy Stewart in it.