“You’re a prison” is such a good comeback.
“You’re a prison” is such a good comeback.
Let’s start with why the fuck she is singing in the first place. What kind of asshole party host does that to their guests.
I am an American, and I never really “got” the “greatest country on Earth” marketing either.
Your country cares so little for you that it is necessary to start a GoFundMe for such a basic thing as higher education, so little that it is apparently not normal for children like this to go to school after high school, so little that a father can be murdered by your country’s police every month and nothing…
Wait what. Now I'm scared of this weird sore throat I have right now that is kind of at the base of my throat. Oh god. I'm going to die.
Ok serious question!
Not necessarily stuck-up, though she might be, but “stupid” is strongly implied. And like not just white, but really white.
every word on urban dictionary is slang for blow jobs.
Once when I was a freshman in high school a fellow nobody freshman approached me to say, “So I just wanted to tell you, there’s this rumor going around that I hooked up with [popular senior boy who absolutely did not know either of us existed], and I wanted to tell people it’s totally not true. Just wanted you to…
My now dead grandaddy used to run the heat. In the summer. In Fayetteville, NC. It was a redneck sauna complete with second-hand smoke, the stench of boiled okra, and pet dander.
Boyfriend looks not too handy. Resourceful, though.
Ceiling fans are for the porch.
I live in Georgia. Get the fuck away from me with your “ceiling fans”.