So you might say the Pantera is...Far Beyond Drivin’?

Broken headlight motors and chassis squeak out of the factory.

Unfortunately I’ll be unable to watch as Alex Roy is the ultimate (or perhaps the Apex) in insufferable douchebaggery and there’s no way I could stomach 90+ minutes of him.

By your logic, a slice of cheese ceases to be a slice of cheese if placed on a burger and is now a condiment. Are you to tell me that a piece of bacon is a condiment? Is the middle bun of a Big Mac a condiment? If you can make a meal of something that you are putting on a burger, it is not a condiment, it is a…

As a Chrysler product from the '90s, it's going to be really easy to find a ZJ that needs a new transmission anyway.

This. Man, these pictures remind me that living in California does have its perks as a car guy sometimes.

That idiot is the author...

He was ejected from the vehicle, as cops say he wasn’t wearing a seatbelt.

You can use data and science. I’m going to use my illusion.

Appreciate it. I was pretty happy with at least some of them. 

I live in Brooklyn, in an area without high-rise buildings and without too much traffic. I have a rooftop where I like to grill and hangout on the weekends (since I can’t afford a house in the Hamptons). Those helicopters routinely fly right over my house, maybe a few hundred feet above me. Yeah, it’s noisy.

How about Parshers?
Or even maybe the more recognizable Porschers.
... or what about Porschinskies - Torch I can’t believe you didn’t suggest that yourself.

I imagine a ton of other wordplays that might make it over there.
Asking please gets converted from bitte to Porsche Favor
Their car lineup is the Porschefolio
Their…

Whoever ran Marlboro’s points program missed a goldmine with something like this.

Back when I smoked, I would have paid a hefty sum for one of these. Not for any appreciable convenience, but for the novelty. That thing is awesome!

Yep. Well, some of her.

Wow, you found it!

You mean the 1M?  I think the M1 was significantly more expensive than the M3.

Because you can’t just look at a weld and tell it’s good, most welding processes require that you make a “weld sample” either each time you setup the machine, start a new shift, start a new lot of parts, or just on a per part basis. Because of the still relatively low production rate on the Supra, they probably just…

It was the texts on Wednesday night.  Up until then you can play the he said/she said let’s wait until this works it way through courts/NFLs sham of a review policy.  But now we have actual documentation, from 2 days ago, where he is threatening a women.  This is the equivalent of the Ray Rice video.  Once you…

Hurry, CantSleep’s trapped on the escalator at the mall!