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About tree fiddy and a few runs to auto zone, home depot, and a local aircraft scrap yard.

Byron Leftwich will be on that list, just as soon as he completes his throwing motion on this pass he started in 2009.

Tell me about... 3 tickets over the past 2 years and counting. Fortunately no points though.

I learned it from the movie Gleaming The Cube, where the guy’s door gets ripped off and the computer just kept saying THE DOOR IS AJAR, over and over again during the big chase scene.

I’m smack-dab in the middle, and yes, I learned “ajar” from “Gleaming the Cube.” Those of you who know, know.

This Act aside, while he’s not exactly a Revelation, I feel like Pelinka’s been pretty good at his Job so far, although we’ll have to wait and see if the Numbers confirm that.

Maybe I’m looking for a Ford Square Bird...

Given that part of north St Louis, the driver having insurance at all would be iffy. Having anything more than state-minimum coverage would be a miracle.

One of the big ones you don’t hear much about is that the military is looking to switch to Solar + Storage for on base backup power. Right now they have requirements to have significant generator backups that they have to maintain but rarely use. Adding Solar & Storage means real savings now and covers a lot of their…

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

Nowhere in the bible does it explicitly say that Jesus Christ is NOT a 50m tall fire breathing lizard.

Those neighbors are awfully righteous for people whose fences are made out of dildos.

“It was a stupid decision. I hope nobody wants to do the same because it’s wrong. I’m sorry.”

This isn’t self-defense, it’s retaliation. Big difference.

Once someone is fleeing you don’t get to use stand your ground or catle doctrine arguments as a defense. Yes, he probably would have gotten away if she didn’t do that, but that doesn’t excuse attempted murder. Jesus Christ, some people terrify me with their lack of general decency. like, this guy was terrible and…

This is better than mine by quite a bit.

Keep Austin? Weird.

It’s so unlike a Redskin to be swindled by a bunch of white guys