If you had bothered to do just a tiny bit of research (although to be fair Jalopnik should've tried a little harder) and gone to the official Apple site for it: https://www.apple.com/ios/carplay/ you'd see that most of your concerns are already addressed.

Not shown is the lesser-known Doge 2001.

What happened to the image tagging? Is this the new kinja-d? Either that or maybe I really love shitty newspaper dispensers.

Definitely a shiba inu. The red color (which this dog is) is the most common Shiba color. Also, Akitas are much larger while Shibas are about 30 #s full grown.