When did Kotaku become a hater? Luke’s always been a loser, but using the platform to root for others’ failure is pretty new. isn’t it?

Trying real hard not to let loose some anger and/or take it real personal that the video game-film genre has a huge chance at gaining legitimacy through Cate Blanchett’s casting... and Kotaku’s only take is to have one of its reviewers remind us that he doesn’t like Borderlands.

“Hey, it’s not gonna suck itself off.”

Thank you, anyone who wants a Chinese owned company installing untested admin level rootkits is welcome to it, but I sure as hell am not. 

It’s a rootkit. No thanks. I don’t care how secure THEY think it is. This kind of thing never ends well.

>condescendingly criticizes a participant of streamer culture

OK Boomer

Attractive person has a viral hit on a social media platform, news at 11.

‘What in the name of Mario’s Smoking Ass’ would have worked equally well.

Ha ha ha! I saw this one polo-shirt-wearing snap-back-hat jerk stretching out with his WTF-iron and I said to myself, “Self, what would a busy-body white lady do in this instance?” and I pulled out the old cell phone and called the po po

I think you answered your own question. If you’re raised a Becky, it’s Beckydom. If you catch it, it’s Beckyitis, which can be temporarily cured with a sharp laying on of hands, a-pow-pow.

I did a reverse Becky/Karen today! O yes I did!

What are you DOING? 

What are you DOING? 

Why would you push this snake oil? The cellular/wifi signal is the source of radiation and the source of connectivity. Block the signal (to any degree) and your phone is just going to ramp up power to compensate. This is a wash at best, or the situation might get worse. Either way, you are definitely wasting power.

Why would you push this snake oil? The cellular/wifi signal is the source of radiation and the source of…

Not a day goes by when I’m not entirely relieved I gave up on trying to be a game developer.

I think they’re trying to thin out the veterans so they can invest in cheap, unexperienced labor. Isn't that a favorite pastime of the video game industry?

Don’t know what the “uh” in the headline is for. You dig it, I dig it, it’s better than ascii, there’s no need for the low-key shade.