No,no, no,no,no,no, they want their employees to ask law enforcement if they’d be willing to trade in their phones for store credit.

My wife doesn’t think Animal Crossing is essential. Don’t be ridiculous.

Are they seriously asking their on-the-ground employees to confront law enforcement and defy a lockdown order?

Gamestop is so essential that it was going out of business before the pandemic.  

If there was ever an appropriate time for a “yikes”, this is it.

Incurable romantic that I am, I’ve always believed that Hell is where the heart is.

What a great and straightforward essay.

“That night, I saw a woman placed on a throne without a kingdom while no one watched.”

This article is more beautiful than its subject.

Another issue that Bourdain noted in Kitchen Confidential is that the same friends who say you should open a restaurant are the same ones that keep dropping by and expects a bunch of comps and freebies and never pick up a check.

He has a Michelin star. I’m pretty sure he’s in the right career path.

Poor joke, and ironically an actually racist thing to say. 

Yeah, this was one of the best and most thorough rundowns of the whole controversy I’ve seen. 

Remember Rick Rolling? The concept is much the same. The first time you see the meme it is weird and random but as longer and more elaborate versions are made it takes on a new dimension. Whether or not it is funny really depends on your reaction to that growing repetition.

A+ prank. This guy gets it.

Just a heads up: If you get shitty or mean in these comments I’ll remove them. Go be an asshole somewhere else. 

“The letter J wasn’t invented until 1630"

Watch and cringe as one of the brothers drops his head into his hands and bemoans, "Oh God, it's mom."