“the Texas Secretary of State announced state laws didn’t allow for email voting or voting from space in any way. George W. Bush, then-Texas governor, could have signed a proclamation to create an exception but didn’t.”

I believe it. The school bus drivers in my youth would go down those steep, curvy cliff-like hills and roads as fast as they can. And it’s amazing how these guys can go down those steep mountain foothills as cool as a cucumber and not break a sweat, while us kids were screaming at the top of lungs.  And our parents…

Pure imagination?  More like pure delusion.

Hey, I’ll settle for a new Chevy Volt or Impala, Ford Taurus or Chrysler 200 (with the V-6) if I can find one. I’ll take the risks with deterioration.

“if they wake up in the morning and find any toothmarks at all anywhere on their bodies”

I’m guessing something from China.  Stellantis is in deep with Chang’An.

Yes it does, but you have to live in Mexico to buy one.  Unless you have some good connections in the DMV.

Everyone here that mentioned a Mazda ute should look at this Mazda BT-50 and weep, because it’s not coming here.

That Mustang Ute could work, but it needs to be built somewhere where “domestic auto manufacturing” isn’t viewed as a dirty word. Are you listening, Australia?

Hey, Florida and Florida State football:

Michael Bay: “You call that an explosion?! This is an embarrassment! We can’t print this! We have reputations! I want more BOOM! MAKE IT BIGGER, SEE? BIGGER!!!”

It’s time for a new phrase, everybody!

That happened to me once as well. It was a guy who’s well known around town as a lazy, no-good loafer. He wanted a ride to a housing development a few blocks up the street, so I was kind enough to do it.

“these photos were taken on behalf of real estate agents who don’t know dick about cars, go carts, or racing”

Musk has been watching too many “Ready Jet Go!” cartoons on PBS. On that show the Propulsion family’s spaceship can travel from Earth to Mars and anywhere else across the galaxy in a matter of seconds.

“Is that black duct tape in the seat?”

“Also, if the Powell boys could build a whole car outta just, y’know, stuff why couldn’t I?”

Apparently this truck can’t even handle one of those Harbor Freight “trailers-in-the-box”.

Or even a Carlos Taveres?

A court house employee has been driving Mary Kay Cadillacs for as long as I can remember. One year, however, she drove a Mary Kay Pontiac Grand Prix 4-door.  I figured she missed her sales quota.