The major parties aren’t much better.

Hey, Toyota’s RV-2 concept did it in 1972.

*Alabama, because I live here. Beware if you stop in Cullman, Clanton, Creola, Uniontown, Pine Hill/Pineapple/Lower Peach Tree/Sunny South, Heflin, everything north of US Highway 78.

Which is more embarrassing? the Cybertruck Ambulance or the Lincoln MKT Hearse?

It would be really stupid if the salesman doesn’t get Employee Of The Month, or Year.

“What is your alternative punishment?”

From what I’ve seen and heard so far, Paris’s Olympics experience has been a real nightmare.  They even raised the Olympic flag upside down.  WHT is going on over there?

Someone’s been watching too many FailArmy videos.

Dear Toyota,

Yes, it’s him. Trey Parker and Matt Stone knew about him, too. They pulled the ultimate troll job on everyone. They figured nobody would notice this.

“You take some of the greatest football coaches, you put them at the table. ‘What do you like, coach?’”

Mississippi has us beat on that. Proof:

Which part of the state? I live in West Alabama, so I could agree on that part. Anywhere else? Nah. Wilcox County? An irreversible state of denial and delusion until you move away from there.

Ask the herb.

In 2005, Disney’s largest shareholders, the heirs of Uncle Walt, banded together and kicked out Michael Eisner.  Henry Ford’s family should consider doing the same.

Lincoln did it with the Continental, Polestar.  Why can’t you?

Now we know Amazon’s real plans.  We’re watching you, Bezos.

Too bad they had to use current rolling stock. Otherwise, the perfe4ct Alabama cop cruiser would be this bad boy from the 1970s. As a child during that time I always saw the Javelins cruising on the roads like a snake preparing to strike. And boy did they strike!

I’m UAB, so the only challenge I can offer is...Vanderbilt.

First Amtrak, and then Brightline, Norfolk Southern, and now CSX. $10 says Union Pacific is next.