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waaaaaaaaaaaay better!

This guy is a bond villain right?

Obligatory:

ohhhh stepside!

its beautiful and terrible all at once

theres a guy in my neighborhood with an old toyota done up with an extra set of wheels like this

oh hell no

There’s an old Toyota pickup with an extra set of wheels driving around my neighborhood all the time.. going to have to stop him!

not while trying to film with my cell phone

If you mean “documentary” like as in horrible movie called Battleship, then yes.

Way smaller and less damaged than I imagined from the reports I’ve read.

Because she PAYS!

truth!

I think whoever types for him SHOULD so that we think it came from him.

hashtag activism at its finest

I see you read my youtube comments

not one of those puppets looks Russian.. the jokes on YOU

Holy shit that was funny

Aside from beating her back from the bathroom breaks it was an exercise in “who will lose the nomination to Hillary Clinton” last night.

I blame the Kardashians