I’ve said it before and I”ll say it again.

I am long suffering Cubs fan. Bartman hurt.

That’s a bit like saying ‘when Harrison Ford dies, he’s not a big loss to the space and aeronautics industry because he completely misrepresented space travel and the engineers in it.’

Is Hilary Clinton in that pic as well?

(Chris Berman in front of animated cranial X-ray) And then his brain went WHOOP (brain bounces off back of skull) and he was BUMBLING RUMBLING CRUMBLING STUMBLING

You are a great American(assuming you are an American).

That headline pretty much sums up the entire election cycle. Replace DNC with America and storm drain with ears.

Obligatory

Buys $900 phone... shouldn’t have to buy a $12 cable.

1st. They just couldn’t bring themselves to make a car with windows.

You mean you want Pontiac back?

Holden. Holden should come to America.

Does this mean if I see a dog in the back of a Patrol car I can break its windows? Oh, yeah!

If they had thrown a soda can instead of beer, would it have counted as a pop fly?

play stupid games, get stupid prizes.

My issue is the guys who attend the Nascar race probably have jacked up c10s with hockey puck body lifts and bumper and light heights that are also illegal, for being too high, and yet the cops don’t pull them over and tow their shit boxes for the same unsafe modifications

Confirmation that being a boobs man is better than being an ass man.

If they’re actually going to use this to catch people committing serious crimes, great. If their intention is to be more stealthy while they sit in the ditch and write speeding tickets instead of doing what they should be doing and dealing with actual crime, then this really pisses me off. Traffic offenses should be…

Sure. Just not, you know, good at his actual job.

Cue a string of jokes about how, for his next prank, he’ll be posing as a coach on Sunday...