That’s not a defect in my plan. It’s a feature

yeah that book worked wonders for kobe

Between shit like this and our political climate, I’m sorta rooting for an asteroid to destroy the planet.

the observing officer was “not in a position to initiate a stop”

The last time Apple got involved with cars... not bad.

Now we just need Samsung to buy Ferrari and we’re set...

The new Mac is different than I thought it’d be.

This looks like a villain in the Mad Max sequel

Not being taxed is no longer enough for the rich. Now they want to steal taxes that are paid, and pretty much being allowed to do so.

So he’s in Vegas?

Side note: could Gruden have hyped up Wentz any more than he did last night? From the way he was talking, you would think Wentz had thrown for 320 with 5 TDs. I’m not a Bears fan (nor an Eagles fan), but Gruden’s praise of Wentz was borderline blowjob.

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.

I disagree. Mainly because we live in shades of grey and not black and white. Our political climate makes it seem like you are a quiverfull confederate flag waving whack job or a social justice warrior politically correct pussy, on any given issue. Generally the truth is somewhere in the middle. The muddy waters you…

And next you will tell me that I can’t fix everything with a hammer

I mean, as Jewel said: “As a feminist, I can’t support everything that’s being said tonight, but as somebody who hates Ann Coulter, I’m delighted.”

If Bosch knew full well that the intended purpose of their design was to defeat emission controls and thus defraud consumers, I’d say they share liability.

I’m not sure you even understand the sentence you just wrote....racial divide is kinda exactly what they are constantly being blamed for.

You have never hung out with a baseball player.

Reading his comments as I sit on the can. Laughed so hard at this line:

Ummmmm, what the fuck kind of seats are those? You may as well sit in the parking lot.