“You never actually get to see her tits.”

You know what ruins karting?

“This is why a manual transmission drive is never a smooth experience.”...if you’re a pussy who can’t drive, yes...

SOYLENT BLACK IS TOURISTS!

Seems like an open and shut case to me. It’s not fair to only serve tourists to black people.

It just depends on the company. Back before they passed the paid overtime rules, I worked at a company that told me 40 hours was the minimum and they expected us to exceed that. I was responsible for 6 clients and if I didn’t put down that I was working 45 hours a week, they would have given me a 7th.

I know, I really didn’t expect all the backlash at agreeing with the article. If what I’m supposed to do in a work day takes longer than the 8 hours I’m on the clock, either I’m screwing off or it’s more work than one person should be doing. Only one of those things is my problem to fix.

Hope they like getting hit with a Dept of Labor violation! Seriously, if your employer makes you work off the clock for no pay, you’ve got a shit employer.

People are giving you a lot of shit on this thread but I agree with you 100%. I’m not a 1st responder. I’m not a doctor. I’m not in politics. There is literally nothing that is so important at my job that requires I be on call 24/7. I’m happy to work my ass off while I’m at work during business hours, I’m happy to…

Chalk that up as one more place I would never work. If someone likes working under those conditions, then I guess, like, whatever man. But for the rest of us with at least semi-functional social skills, that’s basically the COO testing how much ownership he has over his employees. Fuck that.

Easiest solution for you: your company issued cell phone, which was only intended for reaching you while you are on site in the warehouse, stays on your desk at work when you go home. Problem solved.

I’m 30 years old and I’ve worked in IT for the last decade. I’m in a position that’s not on-call so I’m not getting paged in the middle of the night. If I see my boss call and I don’t want to go in, I don’t answer. Take back some agency in your life.

Who would ever want to work for any kind of entity like that. This is why I work in the service industry and play music. Fuck all this modern expectation of always on career dinosaur bullshit. I live comfortably as a free adult and never stress about work. Get out, people.

time to find another employer then

I stubbed my toe earlier and ISIS have probably put out a press release claiming they were the one who left the vacuum cleaner out for the hungover infidel to walk into. It is just one of those things we learn to live with, also the CIA have raised the upturned hairbrush index to threat level red and issued warnings…

Refresh your browser. I swear there’s an article written, and words surrounding the one you don’t like, in case you get tired of seeing it.

I am pretty sure the statute of limitations applies to every crime except murder.

Trouble was a bruin in the old septic tank.

Bono enrages me. What the fuck kind of shitheel who isn’t obliged to by a government job pals around with Henry Kissinger? Fuck him. Also fuck U2 because all the fist-pumping anthemic pablum in the world can’t make them interesting or relevant and because grown men who call themselves The Edge are pompous ding-dongs…